“Reservations at Dorsia”

#83: American Psycho, 2000

Copic Marker on Paper, Spring 2024

While nursing cigarettes and scotch at an exclusive NYC spot with your slithery pack of financial "bros", consider the eclectic meal options being served by meticulously uniformed maître  d's. Over plates of rare-roasted partridge breast in raspberry coulis, swordfish meatloaf, and peanut butter soup with smoked duck and mashed squash, maintain an atmosphere of disgust and disinterest, rejecting the venue's efforts without tasting the food.  Over the proclaimed mediocre fare, propel the vapid conversation with an unsolicited analysis of the new Huey Lewis and the News album, while occasionally hinting to the possible murder that you may or may not have done the night before.